It's a Liger, bred for its skills in magic

A few days ago someone had told me that the Siberian Zoo had successfully mated a female tiger and a male lion, a liger. (not to be confused with a tigon, a male tiger and female lion - they are incredibly stupid). So, I was online reading about that when I happened to come across this article about Two Russian Women Set World Record of Blimp Speed. Now maybe I should rethink my career choice and do that instead. I could be a captionist by day and work on my blimping at night. By the way, Russia is weird, another article on that site said that one of the cities banned St. Valentine's Day.